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1994-11-14
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TOP TEN SIGNS HILLARY CLINTON MIGHT BE PREGNANT
10. AL GORE IS PRACTICING WASHING DIAPERS
9. SEEN LOOKING THROUGH LITTLE BOOK ENTITLED "NAME YOUR
HILLBILLY BABY"
8. BEEN DOING SOME OF HER OWN "NEGOTIATING" WITH JIMMY
CARTER
7. PENTAGON BUILDING MOBILE FOR CRIB WITH FACES OF LLOYD
BENTSEN AND WARREN CHRISTOPHER
6. ASKED STROM THURMOND FOR THE NUMBER TO HIS DIAPER
SERVICE
5. BEEN TRYING OUT LITTLE BOOTIES OF ROSS PEROT
4. SHE THREW UP ON NEWT GINGRICH
3. STORK EVADED RADAR AND CRASHED INTO WHITE HOUSE
2. ON THE ULTRASOUND THEY COULD SEE THE BABY ALREADY
GIVING THE FINGER TO BOB DOLE
1. LIKE BILL, SHE'S EATING FOR TWO
Letterman, Thursday September 29, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994